Hello, world....

Well, here I am. Blogging. I always say, "Oh crap, I really need to start a blog, because THIS is freaking awesome...." And. I never do.....

But now I'm gonna. And it's going to go something like this....No one will know it exists (I loathe self promoting, I have to pull my own teeth to make myself do it for my business. It blows.). I'll forget to post. I'll get bored with it. And all of my awesomeness will sit in internet space alone.

Orrrr not. We'll have a reality show by 2013. Right......

Anyhow. A little about me, even though, if you're reading this, odds are you already know me. Or you're stalking me. Freaks.

I'm Khris. I'm thirty something. On the way low side, people. I'm married to an amazingly awesome, hot, and hilarious man who is my best friend. The only person I've ever met who swears as much as me and can battle me for title of most sarcastic asshole ever. And we are perfect. We have 4 super little humans of our own. 2 girls and 2 boys. And we have a dog, who at the moment, annoys the crap out of me. Oh, did I mention I'm brutally honest? Insensitive, no, I give a shit about other people's feelings. But words fly out of my mouth without me stopping them. Hey, I'm real. And that is awesome if you ask me.

Hmmm...what else. I'm a photographer. I'm new-ish. I am so freaking lucky to be able to do this and stay home with the littles. I've always loved design and art, I majored in graphic design in college for a few years before I went the business route, but hey, it all works.

I'm obsessed with decorating our house....and our house staying clean. Yeah, I know, get real, you have 4 kids. I. Don't. Care. Dirty houses are just yuck. I'm not wasting my kids childhoods cleaning....because they're the ones doing it. I kid. But yeah, they're required to pick up their shit. Or they go to bed early. And somehow, that punishment still pisses them off royally. It works.

So there I am, mostly, in my entirety. I love lots of things, and lots of things piss me off. But, I won't list them. I'm sure the gist of that will accumulate throughout this blog.

One last thing. I'm going to apologize in advance to my mother and mother in law for the profanity. They didn't raise us like that, really. We're just rebellious. So, I'm sorry if my swearing embarrasses you guys. See?? Told ya I wasn't insensitive....